When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give ~~Cave Johnson~~ this kitty lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the ~~man~~ cat who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No thumbs, huh?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Ernest Hemingway has entered the chat...

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

👎

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

"You're my best friend Gary. The food is on the top shelf, and I don't have thumbs!"

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Too many lemons for a cat makes for one helluva sourpuss.

I'll see myself out, thx.

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

SO MAKE THE LEMONADE FOR HIM! HIM WANT LEMONADE HOOMIN!

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

because he is a cat

Thanks, that's the context I needed to get it. I almost missed it

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always say: when Life gives you lemons, jam them up Life's tailpipe.

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mr Cave Johnson?!

(but read in a "Rene Decartes" voice)