IntrovertTurtle

SO MAKE THE LEMONADE FOR HIM! HIM WANT LEMONADE HOOMIN!

Classic toilet paper facing the wrong way. We all start learning somewhere.

Long live the king!

I have 3, and if the 2 less dumb ones ever teamed up, we would lose.

I'm a grown-ass man at work right now, and am lucky none of the customers are in earshot or they would have heard an emotionally charged, "AWWWW."

Excuse me while I gush over it with my coworker.

I love his perfect little mustache! 😻

He looks like a very regal gentleman. I see violence in those eyes though!

Shit-rakes is about to become a part of my everyday vocabulary.

He loves you. Don't take that for granted. Treasure him forever. He is your new God.

Awww, you gave it a full fur coat and Dobby still wants to be your elf!

I need to move to Colorado or Minnesota. Fuck this state. It's anti-union (look up 'right-to-work laws' 🙄), Bible-belt, borderline confederate-apologist fucking Hicks, even in the blue counties/cities.

As a side-note: fuck the voting system that disregards populace in favor of county v county.

One of mine loves to dig into (nuzzling and nibbling) my armpits, especially when I roll my sleeves up. I assume it's a scent thing but you're not alone in living with weirdos.