wreckedcarzz

😛

Lions: "I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me"

I mean, have you met most people? I hate them, too!

"I want to speak with your meownager"

You fool, those are government spy drones!

How do you know?

cat, in line at the drive thru to grab a whopper

Be a little piece of shit, and one day you'll find out that you aren't the only one who can kill, as you learn your brakes aren't functional on the highway.

Sincerely, Your neighbors <3

"and I'll do it again" -cat

Hello.

Man, did you pick the wrong road to chill on...

As a disabled cub(?)/bear, I'm conflicted. I worry about (mostly others') health, but it's nice to be wanted for the way you are.

Regardless, thanks, everyone <3

Well there's the problem, it's that damn math with letters in it. Fucking everything up since magicman got here.

Ain't nobody got 28 apples and are wondering what the triangular circumference of the quadrant squared is, assuming X stupid bullshit, but I do want a sweet boy in my bed assuming X marks the spot. Oh look, it's a party, all for me? You shouldn't have.

Do guys (or gals or whatever you're into~), not letter-math.