I became a lich so I can make unliving friends so we can FINALLY have enough time to ~~play~~ finish setting up Campaign for North Africa
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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Atheist lich that wants to live forever because he doesn't believe in an afterlife and isn't bothered by eating souls because he doesn't believe they exist.
Small nitpick: if you are eating it you know it exists, or else you couldn't be eating it.
have you heard about spiritual nourishment
My wizard went the opposite direction. She acquired a Potion of Heal, and mixed it with a Philosopher's Stone. My DM ruled that would make a Potion of Eternal Youth. She was eternally 17 years 10 months old. Was absolutely great because frequently people vastly underestimated her. She was also an 18th level wizard/dweomersmith by the time she drank the potion.
My DM ruled that would make a Potion of Eternal Youth. She was eternally 17 years 10 months old
This is the setup to an RPG horror story. Glad it worked out for you.
At this point I'll need lichdom if I want to see elder scrolls 6...
(Elder Scrolls 6 releases and it's just slightly better than Starfield)
Lich: well fuck.
oh, I'm way ahead on that one!
don't even wanna see it at this point, given the recent track record... can't be disappointed, if you don't expect anything!
That's fair, they haven't made a game worth their salt since snake bite piercings were popular and the IP won't outlive Todd or Microsoft.
Finally, I have all the time in the world to read, https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%2Fid%2FOIP.W3v9b667eE1TsFLcSZ0OkAHaHa%3Fpid%3DApi%26ucfimg%3D1&f=1