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That's fair, they haven't made a game worth their salt since snake bite piercings were popular and the IP won't outlive Todd or Microsoft.

At this point I'll need lichdom if I want to see elder scrolls 6...

I like letting my players figure it out. If I don't pack the game with contrived stats they'll spend all night investigating an unlocked door.

I was thinking a secret -2 to crit so it only actually crits on a nat 20

Flawed bag of holding - it's a bag of holding, but the dimensions inside are normal bag sized.

Movable rod - an immovable rod, but it can only resist up to 10lbs

Bed of comfort - it's comfortable, just not the way you were hoping.

Vorple blade - it's exactly what it is, but it's too dull to cut and sharpening it would damage the enchantment.

FRR KAAARL!

Honestly, my first time at that Costco I got complemented 3 times for my invader zim shirt. One of the employees showed me his Grr tattoo. I probably should have given the entire palp's speech.

The other day my Costco food court order was Order 66. My spouse didn't get it until we got to the car so I had to hold in my jokes for however long it takes to make 3 hotdogs.

But we move our hands for balance as we run, 4 legged animals don't need that. Also how would they time it with the movement of the legs?

Our cat has a bed in every room, free roam of the house, sunny spots, cat trees, and her own blankets.

Her favorite places to nap are in an old box labeled "Raspberries" or directly in the middle of the hall by her litterbox in such a way that she's a trip hazard to get to either the bedroom or bathroom.

The wizard has an elaborate tapestry on the wall. When under the light of a specific magical candle, you can enter the tapestry to a pocket dimension where everything is woven. There you can find his vault of goodies, literally removed from reality without the light of the candle. If they take the tapestry as a whole, they have to recreate the exact proportions of the wizards study to make it work again.

Bagawogs.

Squirrel sized, slimy creatures that infest pocket dimensions like bags of holding. They eat rations stored in them and occasionally weird you out by leaving a mucusey trail across your hand as you're digging around.