Black text on white background that reads “Yesterday a friend gave me a plant and said that on the day it blooms, I'll meet my soulmate. Today it was eaten by my cat. I'm done.”

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

friend gave you catnip, it was a trap

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The cat became the soul mate.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 11 points 4 months ago

The cat ate the soul, mate. 🤠

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 14 points 4 months ago

Yes. Your soulmate is a cat. Who ate your soul. Enjoy: this is your life now. 😼

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 months ago

Correction: The friend gave the plant to the cat.

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

If you're looking for your soulmate, this ate it holds up cat

[–] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm just worried it wasn't poisonous to the cat

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I don't think there are that many poisonous flowers. My cat eats plenty but still manages to completely avoid the single one I know is poisonous.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Wholesome