Hey now, he earned those fair and square off the corpses he killed.
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The corpse doesn't need them anymore. Recycling
Yeah I mean if they want to walk around in dented and blood-rusted armour who are we to stop them
Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.
“It’s legitimate salvage!”
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
If it’s a legitimate looting, the bandit camp has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
More like killed for
Not realistic it should be more like this
Caves of Qud vibes
Ah yes, it must be a uhh White Pictomancer Mage
That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.
Describe what your character is wearing.
Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?
In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian's armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!
"they're wearing a greatsword slung over their back"
- "no i mean, what clothes are they wearing?"
"clothes?"
Hey it's Sir Hans and Henry!
Damn, inflation spiked since I last had a look at Faerun's prices.
Is it the gold price you paid, or the iron price?
sir hans is a nepo baby got all o that money from dad.
henry fought random bandit camps which sometimes has expensive armour in their chest.
stealing is different from robbing
that stuff was from a murder/robbery
~~Shop~~ loot the look!
What a coincidence this came across my feed, I just started playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance yesterday!
I almost ragequit in the first few hours but it's pulling me back in
You steal equipment because you want bigger green numbers.
I steal equipment so I don't accidentally sell it when dropping off a load of loot.
We're not the same(unless you're a sneaky archer, armorer, enchanter every Skyrim playthrough)
Unrealistic, swords are really expensive.
That’s just the scabbard and belt.
I call it repurposing.
A lot like a thief but with a lot of extra steps. Some overlap occurs.