I raise you Emperor Ferdinand I Armor, specifically it's Codpiece.

I'm just saying. Sexualized armor is very historical.
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I raise you Emperor Ferdinand I Armor, specifically it's Codpiece.

I'm just saying. Sexualized armor is very historical.
Doesn't make it and less ridiculous to try and be sexy in a situation where you need protection to prevent dying.

True. But it keeps happening.
Be it two thousand years ago or 500 years ago. Sexy armor proves that humans haven't really changed.
Kings and generals don't really find themselves alone on the front lines. The armor is nearly ceremonial, no one is supposed to take a shot at the king. Even if the king were expected to visit the front lines.
As such, kings, princes and other nobles never had practical armor. It's all armor-fashion and status symbols (including sexualization, when said sexualization was in fashion).
Do we have modern sexualized plate carriers? I know we have the cat-ear helmet bit, but how far can we go?
Dunno about personal armor but we have nekkid furry ladies on planes and tanks... humans keep being thirsty.
Ok.
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Something about humans relates sex and danger. We like having them together
You might want to rephrase that. It would be very easy to misinterpret.

Ah, you mean danger cosplay. Yeah, ok. Even kinksters have safe words and things like safe, sane, and consensual.
Most mounted knights don't really need crotch protection. Their saddles had a kind of shields projecting up for that purpose. If they get dismounted in a melee, that might be a different situation, but even then, the codpiece will probably not be the weakest part of that armour.
I don't know, this is starting to sound like a separate discussion with separate issues, and as a result it feels like goalpost moving.
The issue with women's fantasy armour has long been that it exists for the Male Gaze, as a trope that is propagated by men for the purpose of titilizing men. It's objectifying the female form, and doing so in a way that does not include women in the discussion at all.
The second image, instead of being a continuation of that, just feels like fashion, and complaints about it land as "no one has ever cared about aesthetics in a suit of armour" which is a totally false take and indefensible platform.

I mean... some kink shaming if you're into necrophilia.
I get the usual necrophilia hate, but honestly, if they're undead and can consent, more power to you.
Konsi wouldn't shame you for that, but she might quietly take you aside and privately ask you to not do that. :)
Chris from suikoden 3.

That's a reference I haven't seen in a long time.
Fire Emblem has a couple bangers too. And some less so.
Brienne of Tarth

10 out of 10
Left has thicker plot armour.
If no boob shape, then boobs squished. Also I think outward curves are harder to bash in than flat portions, assuming equal thickness?
ETA: yes, I do have boobs. No, mine won't squish flat.
Hits to full armor aren't about cutting through or breaking the armor, but trying to get as hard of a hit as possible. One central outward curve will deflect hits.
Two bulbous curves next to each other will deflect hits on the outside but focus hits on the inner curve into a shape that will ensure all of the power in the hit goes right to the chest. A great way to ensure the wind is knocked out of the wearer.
Why would you ever want two curves? Even a sports bra gives you a uniboob.
Chest plates aren’t form fitting.
Both are good
Oooo! Boobplate post. (Grabs popcorn)
"vital Organs" of a demon???
I mean, how familiar are you with the biology of demons?
But, boob sash.
Boob plate is a pet peeve of mine. That shit is dumb