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[–] dragontamer@lemmy.world 103 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I raise you Emperor Ferdinand I Armor, specifically it's Codpiece.

I'm just saying. Sexualized armor is very historical.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 28 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Doesn't make it and less ridiculous to try and be sexy in a situation where you need protection to prevent dying.

[–] dragontamer@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

True. But it keeps happening.

Be it two thousand years ago or 500 years ago. Sexy armor proves that humans haven't really changed.


Kings and generals don't really find themselves alone on the front lines. The armor is nearly ceremonial, no one is supposed to take a shot at the king. Even if the king were expected to visit the front lines.

As such, kings, princes and other nobles never had practical armor. It's all armor-fashion and status symbols (including sexualization, when said sexualization was in fashion).

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do we have modern sexualized plate carriers? I know we have the cat-ear helmet bit, but how far can we go?

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 8 points 2 years ago

Dunno about personal armor but we have nekkid furry ladies on planes and tanks... humans keep being thirsty.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Something about humans relates sex and danger. We like having them together

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You might want to rephrase that. It would be very easy to misinterpret.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, you mean danger cosplay. Yeah, ok. Even kinksters have safe words and things like safe, sane, and consensual.

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

Most mounted knights don't really need crotch protection. Their saddles had a kind of shields projecting up for that purpose. If they get dismounted in a melee, that might be a different situation, but even then, the codpiece will probably not be the weakest part of that armour.

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

I don't know, this is starting to sound like a separate discussion with separate issues, and as a result it feels like goalpost moving.

The issue with women's fantasy armour has long been that it exists for the Male Gaze, as a trope that is propagated by men for the purpose of titilizing men. It's objectifying the female form, and doing so in a way that does not include women in the discussion at all.

The second image, instead of being a continuation of that, just feels like fashion, and complaints about it land as "no one has ever cared about aesthetics in a suit of armour" which is a totally false take and indefensible platform.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I mean... some kink shaming if you're into necrophilia.

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I get the usual necrophilia hate, but honestly, if they're undead and can consent, more power to you.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 years ago

Konsi wouldn't shame you for that, but she might quietly take you aside and privately ask you to not do that. :)

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

That's a reference I haven't seen in a long time.

Fire Emblem has a couple bangers too. And some less so.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Brienne of Tarth

10 out of 10

[–] s12@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 years ago

Left has thicker plot armour.

[–] Shivirani@ttrpg.network 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

If no boob shape, then boobs squished. Also I think outward curves are harder to bash in than flat portions, assuming equal thickness?

ETA: yes, I do have boobs. No, mine won't squish flat.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hits to full armor aren't about cutting through or breaking the armor, but trying to get as hard of a hit as possible. One central outward curve will deflect hits.

Two bulbous curves next to each other will deflect hits on the outside but focus hits on the inner curve into a shape that will ensure all of the power in the hit goes right to the chest. A great way to ensure the wind is knocked out of the wearer.

[–] Shivirani@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

Why would you ever want two curves? Even a sports bra gives you a uniboob.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

Chest plates aren’t form fitting.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Both are good

[–] 8bitMage@ttrpg.network 12 points 2 years ago

Oooo! Boobplate post. (Grabs popcorn)

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"vital Organs" of a demon???

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I mean, how familiar are you with the biology of demons?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

But, boob sash.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Boob plate is a pet peeve of mine. That shit is dumb