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How did the squirrels get flying?!?
all thanks to the squirrel totem of course, not the most effective but for sure amusing (inscryption reference)
I can think of a couple cards that could accomplish that
Wonder would give all creatures flying when it's in your graveyard
You could also use Coat of Arms + Abzan falconer to give your army of squirrels a bunch of +1/+1 counters since they're all the same type. Falconer means that everything with a +1/+1 counter will have flying. Both of these aren't green though, so you'd need a hybrid deck or some kind.
Eldrazi Monument and Akroma's memorial would also give flying, and are colorless to boot. Eldrazi monument makes you sacrifice a creature each turn though (not a huge deal with how many squirrels you can get). Akroma's memorial doesn't have any downsides, but is 7 mana which is decently expensive.
I'm sure there are other ways but this is what I can think of.
I want to reject any +1/+1 boosts, otherwise we don't block with 15 squirrels. We use 8.
I otherwise like monument as an answer, though I feel like Emrakul should no longer be surprised.