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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, Dave's slop shop, where you can exchange loot for rations. He's got a pot of bubbling liquid, about the same color as the swamp itself.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 months ago

Spoiler: the whole swamp is pea soup, the pot is not.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You misspelled it but it is.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's A Cauldron of Endless Bog Water. The merchant lost it a while back and came here to retrieve it after tales spread of a new swamp popping up out of nowhere.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What’s the flow rate of that cauldron if emptied or placed upside down?

Based on your answer could become a quest or quest item in a campaign

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

As always, it works at the Speed of Plot™.

Which somehow becomes much slower the second players come up with a use for an infinite source of unclean water.