Eldritch Mlems

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/21621509

Image description: a black cat lying down on a ledge next to a window. Only one of the hind legs is visible on the cat.

Finally, proof!

Searing Vengeance, Level 14 Celestial Warlock Feature

Starting at 14th level, the radiant energy you channel allows you to resist death. When you have to make a death saving throw at the start of your turn, you can instead spring back to your feet with a burst of radiant energy. You regain hit points equal to half your hit point maximum, and then you stand up if you so choose. Each creature of your choice that is within 30 feet of you takes radiant damage equal to 2d8 + your Charisma modifier, and is blinded until the end of the current turn. Once you use this feature, you can’t use it again until you finish a long rest

got cat pics?

Maybe it's because my mom is one of the best drivers I know. Maybe it's because I can better control the anger and stress that was responsible for 100% of my past mistakes. Regardless, I'm just happy to have never gotten a ticket, even now that I'm more bold 🥰

Our experiment will be expensive, but we believe it will produce important spin-offs, especially if we manage to hit the sun from the right angle.

https://explainxkcd.com/3000/

...and it is apparently not her turn today. (sorry for the shitty music, I have no idea how to remove it)