Eldritch Mlems

It keeps him off of my keyboard while I play games, so it’s really a present for both of us!

For me the main one is to run Blades in the Dark for the very first time and maybe play through the Pendragon starter adventure.

Is there an emoji[^1] that is recognised to mean any genitalia, sexual organ, erogenous zone or the like in a wildcard or reader's-choice kind of way?

[^1]: It doesn't necessarily have to be a fruit or a vegetable or flower or anything particular. The question can be interpreted more generally.

We all know about brinjals, peaches and certain blossom emoji but I'm looking for a single emoji, likely a little suggestive, that people in the LGBTQ+, non-binary, sexually freed and queer community interpret as meaning their parts – whatever those happen to be, whether expressed or observed at birth or chosen, freely, in life – and welcomes their own free will to choose what that means, for them.

Although I have recently chosen new levels of acceptance of the ways in which I deviate from the "traditional"[^trad] gender binary I remain, alas, uneducated in how others talk and communicate about their sexuality and so I find myself scared to express my own sexuality for fear of perpetuating the very indoctrination from which I feel I escape, unwillingly and likely unconsciously. Yet I have Thoughts to share and so I seek, now, to learn how to communicate sympathetically – symbiotically – on these topics.

Help me.

[^trad]: Even here, I know that "traditional" is actually only a descriptor for very recent human history. I actually don't know if it is right to use this descriptor and I wonder. Are there better terms for 20th century cis-het. binary strictures, sexual suppression, prudishness and culture-wars?

Edited to correct obvious security blunder. Thanks to everyone for pointing out my school boy mistake. Merry Xmas to all.

cross-posted from: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/27316904

Under some circumstances, if you throw a D8 and then a D12 at an enemy, thanks to the D8's greater pointiness you actually have to roll a D12 and D8 respectively to determine damage.

https://explainxkcd.com/3028/

Under some circumstances, if you throw a D8 and then a D12 at an enemy, thanks to the D8's greater pointiness you actually have to roll a D12 and D8 respectively to determine damage.

https://explainxkcd.com/3028/

Mouse parents across Cratchington are worried: the annual Christmas delivery of toys from the factory hasn't arrived. All year long, the mice of the toy factory are hard at work, under the special blessing of the three Spirits of Christmas. "Humbug! A Mousemas Carol is a festive adventure site inspired by "A Christmas Carol". It features new Conditions, new NPCs and a christmas themed adventure inside a toy factory.

The year is 1802. The Barcosa, a merchant ship equipped with cannons, sets sail from Amsterdam under Captain Claas de Ruyter to buy goods in Java. The ship's hold is filled with bricks and weapons. Chief merchant Henk Kuipers manages gold and silver coins which are to be used to buy spices, textiles, and fine fabrics. The ship sails the Atlantic Ocean for about three weeks, then it will disappear without a trace. You are a member of the crew of the Barcosa and keep a diary without knowing that you are documenting the last days of the ship and its crew. "The last voyage of the Barcosa" is an eerie journaling rpg for one person. Writing materials and a six-sided die are needed to play.

Children keep disappearing in the forest. But no one dares to visit the abandoned ruin, which juts out of a clearing like a rotten tooth. Whoever crosses the threshold is confronted with a force that scares even the Inquisition. Everything is alive. Soon you'll find out that the child thief Tergol has taken up residence here, and his experiments of alchemy and flesh produce abnormal monstrosities. BÖESER is a dungeon for the Mörk Borg TTRPG.

A mighty artefact is hidden in a chilly cavern: the nail that once wounded the mighty basilisk SHE. "Blood of SHE" is a pamphlet dungeon made for the Crossword Dungeon Jam.

Do you hear them whispering? Toothless mouths and brittle lips murmur rumors that no one would dare speak aloud. There is something going on. Something evil that will plunge the world into even greater calamity and bring unimaginable suffering. This lonely volcano, once extinct and empty, is the breeding ground of this evil! But be warned: this maze you are about to enter is not of this world. Passages rearrange, creatures mutate into horrible new forms, objects appear and disappear, and nothing is safe once you enter this cavern. Will you unravel the secrets that shake the world, or will the attempt cost you your life? Den of Disarray is a randomly generated dungeon for Mörk Borg that contains one of the biggest secrets of the dying world. Playing the adventure may take one to three sessions.

Merry Christmas
@rpgmemes

(Not my cat)

Met this cat in my strata complex today chilling on some steps. It was largely indifferent, until my camera was ready and some screaming children were running its way. Even then it didn't run away! Hopefully I will have the opportunity to make this cat's acquaintance again.

If you sit for more than 3 seconds your lap and chest are considered fair game to Amelia

(Disclaimer not my cat, taking care of a friend's cats for christmas break)

This looks like it would feel amazing but also paralyze me.