yakko

I'd fw Brizzle

I like the angle where someone else gets the job done, but it ends up being a power play that causes new problems, changes the dynamic.

If this ever happens to you, just have another group of heroes try to stop the baddie's plan, only to publicly fail. It shows the world has stuff that is happening whether they buy in or not.

I whip out my phone and throw the question to chat. Naturally

For the logical fallacies that are inherent to their message? I dunno

That's the joke, say it again for the cheap seats!

I too am classless, but at least my alignment is Neutral Woke

I've known way more slutty dudes tbh

However, slut can be gender neutral while also being an intensifier

Worst thing ever, don't even want it. Would ruin my life

Wand of wishes. It's great, but it will respond to any speaker in the vicinity

I had something like that with my last group. I was the guy who was always playing someone crazy to die for some reason or another, but when it came my time to DM I'd do way too much worldbuilding and make everything insane and lore driven. I still haven't found a new group after moving far away, I miss it.

I would understand the concomitant urge to act like you're an Indestructible Demigod of Finding Out, but the wisdom of my years are telling me that you need to maybe have a heart to heart with the DM, and explain how the stakes don't feel real if you're always one bad roll away from a Deus Ex Machina. Tell them that they should feel free to let fate take its toll, that you accept the risk, and that you will do your level best to have any accidental deaths mean something and contribute to the story.