wanderwisley

joined 10 months ago
[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Broader patrol officer: “ how long were you in Mexico week or a day?” Me: “a weekday.”

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

When you lie on the interview but still get the job.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

As long as he doesn’t try to take Poland we good…

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Need to get a corporate approved laser pointer.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

I mean let’s be honest, his roommate didn’t see it happen…