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[–] visc@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Scientists: Brown = Orange

In the sense that brown is a very dark orange, and “very dark” just means there isn’t much light but the colour of the light that there is, is orange.

We are orange-haired orange-skinned people wearing orange shoes and orange leather jackets, own orange wallets, living in orange wood houses near orange and green Forrests with our orange pets.

[–] visc@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“You now have a fork in the road. Add it to your inventory.” “Do you mean a fork?” “No.”

[–] visc@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

DM: “Roll to attack.” Monk: “Er… 43.” Party: Poker face

[–] visc@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It’s the virtuous necronomic cycle.

Adventurers contribute corpses, are raised by necromancers, require adventurers.

[–] visc@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Ok Druid you will use your full movement, ok, and Monk you are now… that can’t be right… 400 feet away?!