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[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Wizard: I shall also wear armour.

Fantasy lore: no, you can't wear that.

Wizard: why? I'm going to be fighting too. I don't want to get stabbed by the first guy I see and die.

Fantasy lore: no, it wouldn't be fair on the giant dragon or the deamons I'm sending you to fight. Enjoy your robe.