thefartographer

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Now you gotta prove it

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

I've been uninvited from a few groups for exactly this.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How awful! That disembodied hand threatened, smacked, and clawed at that kitten within itches of its life!

Give Furryosa a good little pet for me. (:

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

That dust pan do look comfy

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

That cuddle looks like she walked proudly across the rainbow bridge knowing that she was the most loved cat in the world.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Worse??? Is it possible to be called something better?? I argue few creatures look cuter than one of those fleshy furry ducks with beavers' asses

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

That's not a platypus, that's a fleshy furry duck with a beaver's ass! My kindergarten teacher told me that my animal-identifying skills were awe-full.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Pspspspspspspspsps

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately, for my issue, I couldn't find a therapist who could unwrap why physical interaction with a cat made me gag. Maybe it's some strange phobia...

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I like to believe that cats truly do have 9 lives. But each of their lives is the entire time that they spend with an owner. While you got 18 years of wonderful companionship, she got to spend 0.1111111 of her entire lifespan being treated as a best friend and closest companion.

Some problems can only be fixed by a cat and some of the lives that some cats endure are surely more difficult than others. I'm sure she's with her next assignment and still thinking about what a wonderful 18-year reprieve you gave her and I'm sure other cats are aching for their turn to spend a life with you based on reputation.

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