supersquirrel

And in spite of everything, Ireland remains the brain of the Kingdom. The English, judiciously practical and ponderous, furnish the over-stuffed stomach of humanity with a perfect gadget--the water closet. The Irish, condemned to express themselves in a language not their own, have stamped on it the mark of their own genius and compete for glory with the civilized nations. This is then called English literature.

James Joyce

shrugs those flags are of a different type but not without a certain sympathetic tension...

Just pull a Slartibartfast and get really sad about how much your name sucks and then try to make the players feel bad about it.

Same thought

Me and my cat like to bring each other the successful kills from our hunts, but unlike my cat I stick to my species....

/s

I think one of the more funny spontaneous games that I have seen someone come up with their cat was they found out their cat loves to bat around wine corks on their wooden floor, so they got a big jar of wine corks and occasionally would throw one onto the floor and the cat would launch off like a rocket, batting at it and bouncing it off the walls.

I have seen that kind of thing before with a cat batting an object and chasing it as it richoted across a room, but the wine corks just worked SO well and this cat really really really loved chasing them.

fuck this so hard

that is a cat

hmm some of these aren't loading for me gah

Can you imagine being stared down by that shit through a window as a squirrel?

Two murderous eyes at the center of a giant vibrating furry ball that is somehow all sharp edges and wants to kill you maybe just for funsies.

Tyrell was the senior president of the "What Happens If I Boop That Off The Ledge?!" Club this year.

I would assume any wizard worth their salt would spend quite a bit of time fishing and doing nothing but smoking their pipe while they lazily watched their rod for a bite.