stoicmaverick

joined 2 years ago
[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

How does he type with boxing gloves on?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

For ours, we use one of those suspension harness things that hang from a door jam, and some narcotic sedatives from the vet. He's the sweetest thing in the entire world, and he'll let a chihuahua bark him into a corner, and then be sad about it for the rest of the day because he couldn't make a new friend, but when nail clippers are involved, he just loses his entire mind. It really is like a phobia in the true DSM sense of the word.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I have a 100lb pitbull with a nail trim phobia so bad that he will politely leave the room if he even sees me using wire strippers... AMA.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

He looks like you just called him some kind of dog version of a racial slur.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

To each their own. Personally, I'm like Beowulf, I specifically ONLY fight naked.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Would that cross some kind of a line for you Pissmidget?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Unsurprising. SEVERAL things have changed recently. gestures vaguely

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Umm... I don't mean to nitpick, but I don't think you assembled your cat correctly. If the glue hasn't set yet, you can probably pop the legs back off and try again.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Pro tip: It turns out that there's actually no legal reason not to just stick your face in there with them. They're cool with it.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Further confirmation of my theory that any food will make a viable cat name.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is Tumblr still a thing? I'm too afraid to look for myself.

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