sammytheman666

joined 2 years ago
[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

Google : token warforged wood

Then I use paint 3d

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Monopoly is fine. Dnd is another beast.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Ish. Dont shit where you eat. Its risky to play with coworkers, but really dangerous to play with your boss. I highly advise everyone NOT to do it

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

Its funny, but also a tad pvp too much for my tastes

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Players : DM this is the 4rth wyrmling you threw at us ! Im done with your game unless you stop trying to kill us !

Dm : ok, Ill stop trying.

*puts an Ancient Red Dragon's token on the table

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 0 points 2 years ago

Mosquitoes that suck your blood are all mothers, since only the larvas need blood to survive. So when you smash one, you also kill indirectly babies with their mother. I've knowned this for 20 years, and every summer, I'm still SMASHING THOSES BITCHES UP

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are we talking about the shit of diablo 3 and 4 or the actual decent lore and ballsy gameplay of 1 and 2 ?

 
 
 

It's a fun one-shot :)

 

For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection

 

If you check my comment, I will show you my current Dying condition that I have been able to test on the field.

It's 80 % the one from XP to level 3, with a few things changed and actually used in a DND game :)

Enjoy

 

You can of course plan the big lines of the campaign, but the more precise you get and far ahead of the present, the more you will either lose or railroad to not lose. Both suck

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

First citation is free I dont care

 
[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

Tell my wife I said... hello

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 0 points 2 years ago

**

divulgâcheNow the patrol wants to contratulate you personnally at the treehouse. If you mention the scroll, he goes paranoid and tries to turn you and your team. It goes from there on.
**

 

So, I found the PERFECT theme song for when my boss fight will start. Let's play a game. Here it is. Can you guess what my boss is ? Hints : they are level 14, they are 4, and it's still deadly. Answer :

divulgâcheA Lich

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 0 points 2 years ago

Sooo... not ash then ? More nothing

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What ? Everything you love turned to ash ? The fuck do you mean ?

 

That's love players, your DM is trying to save you :)

 
 

Titre, nothing to add, it's just as weird as it sounds but fucking hilarious :)

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