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Granted, that love may be tied to the existence of food

In this case, the dream is that the can of tuna being opened on the other side of this fence is inside my belly

Surprisingly, the tummy is not forbidden at all, but is moreso a trap designed to make me late for work while I give her attention.

"why must you disturb my slumber"

My search for cheeseburgers must not be stopped

Door is safe to open, sir. Those signs aren't for me.

Pray that you are not hunted by this terrible foe

Don't try it, I have the high ground.

Infinite cat hack: get a box.

No orange brain cells allowed, even singular.

I don't know why she does this but it's amazing