queerlilhayseed

joined 2 months ago

I have the same quest and I've talked to every villager I can find and while some of them respond positively to the "want to play D&D?" prompt, none of us have been able to solve the scheduling minigame ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 79 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Oh no oh dear don't make me chronicle the progression of the natural miracle that is the evolution of language as I swore to do when I solemnly took my Lexicographer's Oath oh no that's my least favorite thing.

Alternatively: vampires who still don't know how to use any slang that evolved after their own youth.

"I'm carrying this team like the beast with two backs"

"Never look a Trojan horse in the mouth"

"She was so mad her face launched a thousand ships"

"If circuses had bread, then the clowns wouldn't eat lost children"

I'm with him. Sometimes I like to sit and watch the bubbles go

[โ€“] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it?