
You sit on a throne of lies

You sit on a throne of lies
Well I know where much of my discretionary budget is going this week!
I REQUIRE THE SAUCE
Nah it’s designed to look as if the flag is being carried.
If you’re running into battle the flag will pull behind you.
The flag flies on their shoulder, not taped to it.
It’s their cookie pouch.
Meriadoc aka Merry aka Merry Berry
Pippin aka pip boy aka pipsqueak 
Nurse Practitioner Patricia P. Poopu is fine too I bet.
Looks like they’re keeping that couch on the ground.
A job well done and they’re clearly working hard at it.
vroom vroom
‘fast as fuck boi`