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NGL, that's a little too close to Bronie land for me 🤪

Teufeltzoig, I guess?

Wait, tieflings are the new drow?

Chronomancy is the greatest magic there is.

Also, yoink! That's fuckin' gold. 🤌🏼

Yeah, I'm not sure where the "drug problem" came about. I've only seen mention of the ban stemming from being a lying shitheel & a creep.

MFW ex quipped that out in that moment when my mind was fumbling to think of complex math problems, baseball commentary, "Margaret Thatcher on a cold day", etc. for their benefit. 😶

Oh, the sparkle in their eyes was certainly telling, but I'm not sure if they expected it to work quite so well, or so immediately.

FAFO, I guess? 🤣

And you'd better expect them to throw the Gygax book atcha, in turn...

Why adventure when you can be a mule?

Wait, the DM wants them to choose between the "two extremes" of "I will murder you" and "I will murder you"?

Must be AD&D/2.0, NGL.

I will take three, please. 😭🥰

Precisely. I came to comment simply: open a can of anything. Solved.

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