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How apropos that these are the two posts below yours in my feed:

Yeah, just try whippin' that out at the table. 🫣

Define "drugs", Pally. Alcohol? Caffeine? Sugar? No? Hunh. Guess we've got a stooge here. 🤌🏼

Oh, I took the cat's name as astronomic jargon and went with a niche, academic term for similar. (ie. completion, fulfillment, alignment, etc.) 🙇🏼‍♂️🤘🏼

I presume their fish is named "Choate".

Hey, one could do worse than be Jimmy Carr. You could be his ventriloquist. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I'd totally make that for my imaginary ghost cats, but I'm more of a Rosetta Stoned. 🙊

That sounds like a cosplayer pickup line...

Nah, just swap out your caltrops for glory holes and she'll stop in her tracks like a vamp at a rice counting party. 🤌🏼

p.s. Susie Dent is a straight up fox. 😵‍💫

Silly player, the bowl is the mimic.

Ew.

Hunh. I'd always assumed it was from Teufel 🤷🏼‍♂️