jopepa

joined 2 years ago
[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it was gross and sad so I betrayed the premise to suggest that wasn’t what they meant.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Check out Mr Rockefeller over here with refrigerators to spare, sorry some of us can’t afford to keep a live in repairman.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of the opening shifts at the cafe. Your screaming, kicking, and shitting on the side walk is exactly why the doors are still locked after service hours have started.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You say that but the alternative is a dog that climbs into the shower and bathtub any time you crack the door to let some air circulate. Jk it’s the greatest

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

You conspiracy theorists are close but you really need to start shaving with Occam’s razor. The tooth fairies have all the money and the network for recon.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You must be a cat person

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How big is that kid?