ininewcrow

joined 2 years ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago

Good to hear ... we look forward to your contributions!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It could be a child or someone with dwarfism holding an oversized banana ... we need more info

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

that is either an enormous banana or the smallest cat I've ever seen

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I have lost several people because of who they were .... because they were open, perceived, or were partially different sexually or in their identity.

I've lost them to suicide, drugs, alcohol, violence or just a long empty life of pain and suffering.

I'll always support anyone of any gender and identity.

I've lost too many people to intolerance and I will never accept any kind of phobia against anyone.

I love you all and wish you all the best.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 27 points 6 months ago

One of my favourite lines from the internet I've enjoyed recently ....

"If you don't fuck around .... how are you ever going to find out?"

https://youtube.com/shorts/GKPU8lNEAZ4

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 6 months ago

Cat: ..... are you giving me food?

Hamster: .... am I being offered as food?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All the best to Furryosa .... and their big giant mobile warming pillow

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 61 points 6 months ago (3 children)

According to Furryosa ... you aren't pudgy .... you're a big giant mobile warming pillow

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My will be done

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I once had to baby sit a new kitten that one of my nieces got. I had to hold on to the little kitty for about two days while the owners had to travel and move around before they got settled and took the kitten back.

At first I thought the kitty was cute and we held and cuddled it and took care of it. It was lonely all the time so we had to make a box and let it sleep with us at night. No big complaints until day two.

I wear jeans most of the time and on day two I noticed scratch marks all over my legs. The kitten kept jumping on me climbing and wanting to sit on my lap. At the time, I thought it was cute ... but later realized this thing is using me as a scratch post!

It made me realize the truth of an old description I heard about cats.

They are furballs with hidden razor blades.

You get drawn in to want to hold and cuddle a cute little plushy soft thing ... only to realize that there are sharp objects hidden underneath.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 months ago

"Don't take a picture of me"

Takes a picture anyway

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 54 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If I had a hamburger machine on a timer in my house, I'd probably do the same thing.

All the best to Mr Chonker and his magic food machine

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