hedge_lord

joined 2 years ago
[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, it's true, my secret's out, my eyes in fact do not work very well and I require mechanical assistance to see.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

That's why I got into necromancy! Bring them back, roast them, and now they have to (un)live with it forever

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Hey I'm evil too! We should be evil together!

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Jk the men aren't that polite, they just stand there and stare at me. The rest is true tho

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Women fear me. Fish fear me. Men turn their eyes away from me as I walk. No beast dare make a sound in my presence. I am alone on this barren earth.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Catpitalist bought your garden an everything around it. Going to level the whole area for a catnip farm. They'll let you stay as an employee though.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Rip and tear. Rip and tear until it is done.

(I wouldn't recommend this but I can't stop doing it)

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That knowing look... but what does he know??

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

I just wasn't anxious enough already

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