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https://i.imgur.com/ceuwupy.jpeg

I'm not feeling creative today so I'll just write "Dildo joke".

I think the next paragraph was about adding stars.

That's a myth. But don't let the flag touch the ground is still stupid.

"The flag of the United States shall be thirteen horizontal stripes, alternate red and white; and the union of the flag shall be forty-eight stars, white in a blue field."

Seems correct.

After reading the article on Wikipedia, it seems they have more rules about handling the flag than the Catholics have about the cross. And they don't follow around 2/3 of them, especially the MAGA types.

Edit: This made me read the code about my country's flag. A lot of the same stupid rules. This one made me burst out laughing: "If a flag is to stay out after dusk it should be well lit". Is it fucking afraid of the dark?

I don't think the cat actually has a mask, he just has a white muzzle.

Memes and memenisems are not the same.

Same. But i'm living in a 37m2 flat and can't afford a cat.

As a person who doesn't want children. Watching Aliens, "why did she go back for the girl?"

Mogę udawać, że znam tylko polski.

If Thet is all what it takes, I can move in with her.

You can not enter. You need to do some sort of side quest before they let you in.