genuineparts

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[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And has the remains of their shredded hands behind their backs.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 16 points 6 months ago

You had a good life.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 9 points 7 months ago

Should that Flour-y language hide the breat puns? That is a major Pain!
Cute cat tho. A real sweet roll.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 4 points 9 months ago

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I was a young cat,
my owner took me to the vet. To get me neutered there.
He said, "Cordelia, when you grow up, will you be,
the scratcher of the sofa, the curtains and the sheets?"

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A Mangina if you will.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the kibble sees....

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago

That's okay he's a catburglar.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 12 points 1 year ago

Make it a double.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago

It's not. It's actually called Keepsakes. https://www.oglaf.com/keepsakes/

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 4 points 2 years ago

But he's Nacho Dapper Man.

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