don

joined 2 years ago
[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

They’re never yours, but you’re always theirs.

[–] don@lemm.ee 54 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s the trouble bubble!

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

“Your” keyboard, lol

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

(casually sips green tea) Go get ‘em, Rocket!

[–] don@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we all gotta p sometime.

[–] don@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

Oh, we know you’re staying in, we’re just glad you realized that as soon as you did. If you hadn’t… the consequences? They’d never have been the same.

[–] don@lemm.ee 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Fuck yeah, get them racks! If the city pays enough out of its ass to set someone up for life because their employees are ignorant shitbags, maybe they’ll do something about the diversity, equity, and inclusivity of the people they hire going forward.

Or y’know, don’t, and keep making people rich be being fucking stupid.

[–] don@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

I am a warm covered in warm sleeping on warm. Be me.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“Holy fuck that last pre-roll got me seein universes and shit, goddamn…”

[–] don@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

“Doesn’t matter, have box.”

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

“I am cat; your geometry, Euclidean or otherwise, is meaningless.”

[–] don@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

G O O D E S T B O Y E

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