cordlesslamp

joined 2 years ago
[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Dude, what's even your job? How did you make a living for 106 years just sitting around?

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago

You call taking 7 attack actions in a turn "underpowered"?

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Would Sudo do anything you said if you say his name first?

Imagine:

Sudo fetch

Sudo close the door

Sudo rm -rf /*

Sudo poop in the toilet

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Then you move 1/100 of an inch and the cat leave. And that's what sadness looks like.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 6 points 2 years ago

what do you mean by tuna is occasional, but rice and corn are sure? Cats can't digest rice and corn, wtf?

Also raw chicken is never? Maybe in the USA only. We in other parts of the world vaccinate our chickens.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That can't be comfortable.... right?

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago

That droid have a little too much attitude and I love it.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 32 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Are you one of those "how would you open the door?" kind of DM when players encounter an unlocked door and said they "open the door"?

Stop wasting everyone's time. When players said "we try to open the door", just say "it's unlocked and the door open" and move on. Stop the "you didn't say you turning the knob" bullshit. Do I have to describe I'm breathing every 2 seconds, too?