Warlock, tapping on cage lock: Wakey wakey
Paladin: Come at last for your blood sacrifice, heathen?
Warlock: Disonia is a vegan god of chaos, not that I expect zealots to understand doctrinal nuance. No, I'm here to talk, you goodies like to talk right?
Paladin: .... perhaps....
Warlock: Can we agree that sometimes there are lesser and greater evils? We're putting together an expedition into the Dark Lands. A crusade, if you prefer...
I read this one late last year and immediately started planning the most elaborate campaign I've ever considered. Haha, it drives you a little crazy just reading it, really amazing stuff. Hope I get it to the table someday!
Similar to vampires, every dwarven ship has an enormous boulder occupying a conspicuous place in the quarters. Sleeping near this "home stone" is necessary to prevent dwarves from going sea crazy.
The Libs™️ thought it was very clever earlier in the summer to use the initialism T.A.C.O. for Trump Always Chickens Out. I'm glad the fad has mostly passed now, for I hope fairly obvious reasons.
One, no he doesn't, and framing his messy wars and tariffs as "chicken" instead of "volatile, self-serving, and conniving" is really a disservice to reality. And two, Tacos are good, Trump is bad. Dont let bad people have nicknames that associate them with good things.
destroy their ass
You seem so nice online, I never would have predicted this degree of violent foreplay. And making them lose to you at Catan first, that's some kinky shit!
Ooooooh you dirty, hahaha