chaogomu

Sometimes it's just about having fun.

I once played an ace bard. He only cares about the music. He also unconditionally oozed sex appeal.

Why secret? It's a dull sword.

So for the sword... Bludgeoning damage unless it's a crit, and then the enchantment does it's thing regardless of the sharpness?

No, but the pies are a bit off, so they always give you the runs.