aeronmelon

My backstory is I joined this party to forget about my backstory.

But I was stiiiiill hungry…

“Neverending Story… ah ah ahh, ah ah ahh, ah ah ahh…”

“You find yourself standing on a dark fairway.”

I don’t like the remaster where they replaced all the harpoon guns with conch shells.

Make no mistake, the Rogue is on the offense.

Wizard: “I cast detect on the bowl.”

DM: “it’s a bowl.”

Wizard: “I cast detect on the chair.”

DM: “It’s a chair.”

Wizard: “Fine, I eat the chowder.”

DM: “The spoon is a mimic. It latches onto your face and causes 35 points of damage.”

One cat has a job, the rest have a hobby.

5 years old and already an understudy of Satan!

Animal: “I’m on fire, do you mind?”

Druid: “No, I don’t mind at all.”