When I put things on the counter, it's because I want them to stay on the counter. My cats do not seem to understand nor have any interest in respecting this concept.
Warl0k3
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Sometimes they'll forget I'm home and hop up to do their thing - the half second of full body freeze before the slow turn and hasty escape when I make a noise and they realize they dun goofed brings me no end of joy.
Are blind rolls implemented across the board like that very often? There's plenty of rolls that don't affect the game if the players know about them, or would hinder the game like you're saying. Probably for the sake of brevity the OG OP just didn't clarify all the exceptions to the rule. IDK tho maybe there really are pure-secret-roll DMs
Surely "grab tile and eat it" is a standard action, right? Letting that be a free action seems like a weird call by the DM...
Maybe the real friends were the ones we made along the way...
A CC-177 Globemaster III, in case anyone is wondering what plane.
Like all "heaviest [thing] pulled by person" records, the impressive part of the act was the engineers that designed the wheel bearings (and that the canadian air force let some rando touch a Globemaster III...) but this guy does have some legit impressive lifts to his name otherwise.
Did everyone read The Myth of Sisyphus recently? Feel like I've been seeing this pretty obscure quote referenced a -lot-, what the heck happened (awesome tho, it's an amazing book. Just curious how it got in the cultural consciousness...)
Tbf I've had several cats that went -bonkers- for broccoli...
"Hey. Hey. I'm hungry. Hey. Hungry. Stop moping. Feed the cat. Hey. Cat. See the cat? Feed the cat. Hey."
There's no silver linings or little victories here. Nothing progressives won last night matters at all. It can all be undone at the federal level, and will be on day one.
The reason nobody's talking about her is, if we can get them to forget she's there, maybe she'll get to live. But I honestly doubt it.
They're cute, I think, but what manner of creatures are they?
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Those motion activated animatronic holiday decorations have worked wonders for me, especially the countertop christmas trees that just look like normal trees until the GIANT CAT-EATING FACE APPEARS FROM WHERE IT WAS HIDING IN THE BUSH AND STARTS SCREAMING FOR THE FLESH OF FLUFFUMS AND GOES AT HER WITH A KNIFE AND OUR HOUSE IS BEING INVADED SOUND THE ALARM FLEE ESCAPE ~~CLAW THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF MOM BY ATTEMPTING TO CLIMB HER IN YOUR HASTE TO GET AWAY~~ THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE AND THE END TIMES ARE UPON US also I peed on the counters a little DEMON, DEMON, IT'S A DEMON, EVERYONE INTO THE SECURITY BUNKER WE INSTALLED UNDER THE COUCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL