ValiantDust

They are if you don't make them obese.

Business in the front, chilling in the back.

Sadly it's still sized to fit some body types better than others. If you are very short or very tall, or have very large breasts or very wide shoulders, then your options are usually limited.

Are we sure they would be upset? I can kinda see my cat reading it, turning to stare directly at me and then slowly but deliberately climbing in.

Yeah, they were probably just really irritated or even scared.

Also it seems very dangerous unless it's some sort of breakaway thing. And even then really unnecessary.

Yᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs?

(I used a website and copy pasted it here. I don't think the app I'm using, Eternity, has an option for it).

Sekhmet seems more appropriate, though depicted with a lion's head not a housecat's.

Sekhmet acted as the vengeful manifestation of Ra's power, the Eye of Ra. Sekhmet is said to breathe fire, and the hot winds of the desert were likened to her breath. She is also believed to cause plagues. (Wikipedia)

She would sort that shit out.

Good human!

Cleo, @NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world told me, they would give you as many of your favourite treats as you want! And then give you the exact amount of attention and cuddles you want. No more and no less.