Artifacts? In a museum, in the"lost and found" box. I tend to go with the wizard that is a bit careless over the super planned one.
The box may or may not be a mimic.
Research room: Wizard Itor uses the back room of his office. The front room contains mops and cleaning supplies (some very magical). The door is even labeled "Jan Itor Supplies"
People behind Minions: hold my banana.
I've done too many of these. I tend to fall on 1 often though.
If you are an adventurer, the one trick to avoiding being eaten by a dragon is to wear a pineapple hat, dough shoes, tomato pants and a cheese shirt. Dragons are known to be quite the gatekeeper, and will refuse to eat the pineapple pizza adventurer.
Same goes if you have cheese undergarments, dough pants and a tomato hat as a Chicago style adventurer
Those orcs with their 'a' upside down and in the wrong spot.
Me, who picks spells that have their down sides listed at the end and use the time to my advantage.
5d6 damage.
Is there a save? *Beep* times up, take the damage please.
It's a 3 page PDF, a screen shot would be most of the game.
Equivalent exchange? (Plus tax)
Who forgot to poison the monk beforehand?
Player vs player? No deal.
Character vs character? Fair game, assuming everyone is in on it. The moment it turns into something personal, it gets stomped.
Same stat block, vastly different class
That sounds like a prime opportunity for the fighter to make chainsaw noises and swing it around like a sword, potentially denting it. Tell the artificer player that it'll take seconds to get it working in a pinch, but the character can be fixing it up for as long as they want to milk it.