ThefuzzyFurryComrade

joined 11 months ago

The rest of the party, high as a kite on the alchemist's drugs.

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The drugs in question.

https://2e.aonprd.com/Equipment.aspx?ID=3319

https://2e.aonprd.com/Equipment.aspx?ID=1549

 
 

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[–] ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social 32 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Forgot to mention the absolutely incredible alt text:

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At the top is written "Average D&D Party:"

A stern warrior clad in iron armor, with a billowing red cape and a red cloth tied around his waist. His hands rest on the handle of a very wide sword, the tip of which stands on the ground in front of him. He is labeled "Warrior on a just and noble quest to defeat an existential threat to the world that they live in."

A girl with messy, blonde hair, and a bronze chestplate sewn directly onto her sleeveless shirt. She has a white ribbon tying a small messy ponytail at the back top of her hair, and is wearing tall boots with bronze arcs attached to the top of the foot parts. She is carrying a large bronze hammer, and a large bronze shield with a very upset-looking face engraved on it. She herself has an innocent expression. She is labeled "Idiot".

A woman clad in purple with a long-sleeved shirt with symmetrical holes on the arms and torso. She has pointed ears, like an elf, and is wearing gold earings and two gold necklaces. She also wears a dress that looks somewhat like a lamp cover with a spider-web pattern on it, and has a strap that wraps around her shoulder. She wears a placid, pretty expression, but behind her in low opacity is her face distorted with mischief and hate. She is labeled "Manipulator".

A small mage dressed in green with yellow details, and with a long, frilly mage hat featuring a poofy yellow flower on the forehead area. She also wears an equally frilly green cloak held together by a star shaped button, and golds a lightning bolt shaped spellcasting staff. She has an innocent expression, but sharp teeth and two side-ponytails peaking out from beneath her hat. She is labeled "Other, Smaller Idiot".

 

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Context: There was a typo on Archives of Nethys where the Bristle Boar was marked as level 83, and if you know anything about Pathfinder's scaling you know exactly why that is hilarious.

What makes it even better is that it was Paizo's offical account that posted it:

 
 

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I don't know either, but having preexisting relationships is absolutely incredible for roleplay.

Incomparably superior.

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