ThatGuyNamedZeus

I haven't used a wireless keyboard for about 10 years now. I always opt for the hard-wired ones because of how far wireless keyboards broadcast the signals it sends

"WAKE UP TROOPS! TIME FOR YOUR DRILLS!"

"HA! I'm sitting on your keyboard! now you have to pet me!...wait...you have another one?"

I'm usually awake at that hour. my cat just sits in my lap up until I finally go back to bed

"FUCK THE POLICE! I'll sit where ever the fuck I want! WATCH ME!"

Several of the cats I had when I was a kid and now as an adult just came up to my door and started meowing. It's like God was informing them about which house was most likely to take them in, after some online posts and flyers with no picture (so they have to verify what the cat looks like) that say "lost cat found, contact here ( ) " and putting notices in at the vet and the local shelters, we kept them. My guess is they were all dumped somewhere in the neighborhoods I lived in.

It's the Cat Distribution System

CDS

my cats just follow me from room to room.

Like Eric Cartman reacting to his mom getting a new job

"But I am your job"

(edited to correct a spelling error)

I doubt bitty will give me any though.

I've seen enough cat videos to know those cups aren't long for this world

spooky scary kitty cats