Tartufo

I get cat because I love cat and have the capacity to take care of cat, doesn't matter whether cat is smart or stupid. So if anything I'd rather choose one who will be happy to have me as their human, which can really happen or not happen with both.

Sometimes Tuesdays are just another Monday. Like in those comics where they remove Monday only to reveal another Monday.

Now I feel like some godlike being of cat-proofing. The only time something ever happened in over 15 years of cat coexistence was when family was nagging and couldn't wait for me to finish putting away all the groceries. It resulted in a bag of flours being destroyed and spread around the kitchen. I made sure to have the nagging one clean this up because they were the one insisting I can just leave it on the counter for 5min (that ended up being 30min).

I'm kinda wondering why you don't catproof an urn if you have one at home and don't want the cat to do anything to it. If there's a cat and something is not cat-proofed you really only have yourself to blame, it's like an invitation to the average cat.

So I decided his full name is: Jean Clawed Van Bamme Bamme.

Love this name. Idc about the guy who served as inspiration for it, but it's really funny for a cat.

Thank you for passing on the boop! :3

11/10 boopable snoot. Yes, I'd sacrifice my hands.

Work always has me ping-pong between 3 and 6. Because people.

The vaccum cleaner. It belongs to the devil anyways, so might just go ahead and return it to hell.

Depending on where you live: They're definitely too trustworthy for that.

I'm sure someone else is better at putting pictures together but here's the first thing I thought of:

Looks like he already found it, he just has no clue how to reach it because it's glued to the ceiling.