I like the bit about how her family and family friends agreed this was a good move when they heard about it. The article makes it sound like everyone was shocked but overall accepting. It's such an optimistic tone, like it's saying "look what science can do now! Isn't it wonderful?" And it is.
Sybilvane
I find it so interesting that the distribution is roughly equal for each category. Roughly a third identify as male, female, and NB.
New technology in lasers means some of them don't hurt at all! I've been doing some on my face and legs and all you can feel is a little bit of heat. But you need to go to a salon that has the fancy new machines.
Ladies, I am a curvy 13 year old but I still chase like a cat half my age! I am looking for my true love to spend the rest of my life with (must be Christian, no more than 5 years old, and orange).
I live with my parents and my siblings (one of them is a dog, the other is a jerk) and I WILL NOT groom myself so you must be willing to do it for me. I will complain the entire time.
No tabbies.
My cat is not very tech savvy.

Acting like he hates the snuggles but doing nothing to get away, then looking obviously disappointed when I stop.
Cuddling up against me while I'm distracted so when I look beside me there's a surprise cat there I can pet.
Hurrying me up to give him food, but once the food is served he comes up to me to give me a quick petting opportunity before he digs in. It's my reward for feeding, him I guess. If I don't take the chance to pet him, he won't wait for me, so I need to act fast!
Laser hair removal has gotten much better in a short amount of time. Go somewhere with newer machines and it does not hurt at all. I'm getting it done right now. The only discomfort is the cold gel they use on you.