Royal_Bitch_Pudding

joined 2 years ago

environmental damage is the answer here.

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have your DM introduce a storyline that starts off with interrograting drug dealers on roof tops.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't an implication

Player 1's father is obviously the Warlord.

Player 2's father is also the Warlord. He killed the father in the same way Darth Vader killed Anakin Skywalker.

Player 3's mother sold their soul for the Warlord to fall in love with her.

Player 4's Father is the Warlord and Player 3's Mother. Except after they got together they settled down for a happily ever after.

Just go hangout in a whale for a while. Maybe they'll give up.