Precious!
PugJesus
My password is 'friend', should I change it? I feel like it keeps all the nasty visitors out while letting the good folk inside.
I once saw a video of a soldier coming home to his cat. The cat leapt right up into his arms. Sweetest thing I'd seen all month.
I think your cat has acne
I suspect the specific biomechanics of it change, but the general principle helps to get a starting point for figuring out human-applicable techniques. It was a very cutting-edge field at the time, after all; any advantage or pre-existing applicable work was welcome!
Explanation: In the Greek mythic figure Hercules' battle against the Nemean Lion, the lion was invulnerable to weapons. So Hercules killed it with his bare hands. Some depictions may look familiar to those who have had to give their cats medication.
Afterwards, Hercules wore the lion's pelt on his head as a form of armor. Since it was, well, invulnerable to weapons.
Honestly, given sailors' humor, I would surprised if there wasn't a cat named Titties out there in world history
Roguelike shopkeepers know this trick - that's why they always stand in front of the door as soon as you pick something up.

Like kids balancing on railings