Phoenicianpirate

joined 1 year ago
[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Meow the force be with you.

Sorry I just had to...

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Black cats are the sweetest of cats!

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fuck me that is adorable! Well done, Larry, you are indeed a mighty hunter!

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The final game of my favorite series of all time, Quest for Glory 5, you get a shrink spell. It does exactly what you think: It shrinks your enemies down to 50% their original size... and then when you cast it again, they flee when they get too small to do anything to you... and you can still cast it on them as they flee and shrink them down further and further.

I... just never used the spell. I mean I did want to maximize all of the skill level of my spells (but there is no discernable effect to the skill of that particular spell). It just felt really needlessly cruel. I imagined the enemies going on a Honey I Shrunk the Kids type adventure, only it is much shorter and extremely brutal...

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago

Hot damn! Those paws are comically big. It's like if a cartoon cat with big feet came to life but kept the disproportionate paws. Awesome!

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

I love the end of the world reference.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And so is chocolate. Damn man, why can't animals have nice things like we do.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Yes and it is completely adorable and wants to come out and play.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

I remember eating a can of tuna in front of my cat, she stood on her hind legs and emitted the slowest plaintive meow ever. She must have win awards for best begging kitty ever.