Pat_Riot

Baked. She looks baked. Lol

He's more likely to smash a cheeseburger into my mixing console for trying to make him do work.

I have considered doing exactly that several times. The thing is, he won't make a peep when I start recording.

My cat is a bastard, a grouchy, always hungry curmudgeon. He does not sing, he yells at you with a voice like Lemmy Killmeister smoking and gargling Jack Daniels.

Puns should be graded on a circular scale. The worst puns are the best puns

Social justice bard here.

Bag of holding, but everything that goes in comes out a crocheted plushie version.

Muffin isn't his real name. That's Tommy the Cat.

I have a tuxedo cat about that size.

Well now we know where the braincell has been.

This would be a purrfect album cover

Love a two stroke street bike!