Pandantic

I’m just multiclassed beyond usefulness.

Is my new go-to excuse.

The news reported that soon they will all be able to bend space time to their will to inhabit all bathrooms, so I imagine killing a fictional god is within reach.

That was the video cassette I actually watched so much I wore it out as a child!!

I’m not a furry, I’m just a furry enjoyer

That ain’t Perdita! That’s Pongo x 2.

Ah yes, Maid Marian. The first time I was like “why dis animal girl so hot?”

The only Ai I’m cool with.

I don’t know if I could stand that, the are sooooo soft!!

Just pet the giant mouse!! Ffs! 🥺

Lost his husband, and some cunt was like, “Wow, this widower is gay? Let’s pour salt on his wounds!”

I’m afraid of their power. The onion told me some can be in every bathroom everywhere all at once. I totally support them in that, but it’s also scary because what if I have to use the bathroom really bad!!

The cat has a bikini.