MystikIncarnate

This was my thought.

Mfers be out here debating whether the thing depicted is actually a "two sided" dice, meanwhile coins just be chillin over there getting ignored.

Y'all be trippin.

Thanks, I hate it.

I'm sorry about you living in Texas. I won't even step foot in your country right now and most of my countrymen won't touch products made by your country.

Your whole country is pretty messed up, and Texas seems to be leading the charge in the amount of crazy shit they can put into law.... Right next to Florida.

Came here to say this. Pretty much all the cats I've lived with just walked in off the street and acted like they've always lived with me.

Why was the pineapple discarded?

I was slightly confused reading the title because I live near this: https://maps.app.goo.gl/23R6ZoDjGC3j4bjE8

But reading the comments, it is clear, that's not what you mean.

Such a fluff. It's never easy losing a family member. I can't really put into words how I feel, so I'll just say that I hope you're doing as ok as possible through this difficult time.

Yes. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

The cause seems to be the lemmings that are posting cats.

I'm not American and I wasn't able to vote in any American election. However, my heart goes out to all of my American friends, especially those in any group which has been clearly targeted by the incoming administration. Including certain races/nationalities, and LGBTQIA+ persons.

Stay safe, I'm sending you thoughts/prayers/vibes/whatever I can, hoping you will be safe throughout whatever comes next.

You didn't ask for it, you didn't vote for it, you don't deserve it. I'm angry that we find ourselves in this position. Much love for you all from Canada.

I had to pay the cat tax. I couldn't tell the story and not include something.

The cat distribution system has been good to us.

This is a well known phenomenon. The cat distribution system.

Happened to my partner twice in the last ~10 years or so. The first was Zora, a black/white lady who was very chill and liked to stare at people (usually me, but yeah). Very friendly and outgoing. She was distributed to my partner at a bus stop. Anytime someone visited while we had her, she would go and greet them, since we're pretty sure that she was convinced that people only ever came to visit her to give her pets.

She played fetch, ate fries and Cheetos.... She's a great girl. She passed away a few years back and I still miss the little shithead.

Then we were distributed shadow. His nickname is manager, because he tells everyone what to do, and occasionally where to go. He's got sass when he needs it and he's our fluffy little man. When he was distributed to us, he basically showed up at our door and when we opened it, he came in and made himself at home. He's a very distinguished gentleman, and demands the freshest food, tastiest treats, and only the prescribed 82.475 pets in any one petting season. If you slow down or stop at any point before this quota has been satisfied, he will glare at you like he's about to end your life if you don't resume.

He's got a little white spot on his chest that looks like a bowtie, so he's always ready for a fancy party. He doesn't like guests though, and when anyone new shows up, he will depart quickly and won't be seen for at least 4 hours after the guest leaves.

His hobbies include windows (mostly looking through them) and trying to eat any food I may have.

They all look so happy doing it too. Eeeeeeee