MyDarkestTimeline01

Live long enough to have multiple characters, across multiple IPs and games. Then you can be pretty close to being any one of a multitude of people.

Or, be a failed English major who likes to create characters but can't figure out what to do with them.

Looks at the Hunter: The Reckoning first edition books that are well worn at this point.

"Well shit."

What? It's a fictional kingdom based on Hamlet. You're not going to split hairs over it being fiction when the second half of the equation is a dragon are you?.

Still more common than the benevolent dragon though.

Well, I said funded so....

Did I hear a rock and stone?!

Agreed and I'm one of those people who has that type of playmat. Unfortunately you have to realize that when you're going out in public you have to play to the lowest common denominator. And the lowest common denominator is not the sort of people who want to look at playmats that have barely not naked women all over them.

I mean I thread the line of not being nice to kids and still not exposing them to anything that would be a parents job.

You don't have to be pro-kid to also be pro-not a scum bag.

If you get close enough to my Tortuga with daisy cutter then several other, worse things have gone wrong.

It wouldn't be (instantaneous) murder though.

If I wanted that I'd just play Divinity 2.