He looks like Swamp Thing lol
My cat has learned that I will brush her each morning right after I finish making my coffee, so now the second she smells coffee she sits on the coffee table and yells until I sit down lol
That must have been some seriously bad bottled water
I've stopped trying with the cat beds at this point... She'll sleep on it for like a week then never touch it again her favorite place to sleep now is any freshly opened shipping box lol
I've seen that look before... It's the one that says "just take the freaking picture already!" Lol
My big calico who sadly passed away about about a year ago used to leave headless squirrels on the front porch for me. It was always somewhat horrifying to find one of those first thing in the morning lol I never did find out what she did with the heads, and now I'm afraid one day I'll find a pile of them under the house somewhere 🐿️💀😰
The outside cats like to bring me birds and occasionally half of a squirrel lol last week one of them brought me a live bird that flew away as soon as she dropped it!
She'll just sit there and watch it go by, then look at me like I should do something about it. A bug will walk 2 inches from her paw and she won't even bat at it lol
When I got my cat we came to an understanding that she would at least try to catch any bugs that get in the house... She has not upheld her end of the bargain.
Hello friend! I'm ever so hungry and seem to have forgotten my wallet... I would gladly pay you on Tuesday for some stale bread crumbs today!
Sir?
Hello? Did you hear me sir?
Where are you going?
SIR? MAY I EXPECT THOSE BREADCRUMBS TO BE DELIVERED BY THIS AFTERNOON?
SIR?
Well... I'm sure he'll be back soon...
He's not sleeping! He is steadfastly guarding the Kirkland's Fancy Whole Cashews from invaders!
I found some old negatives the last time I visited and this guy was in there!
Get the broom. No cat can withstand being shooed away with a broom. They hate that shit